Pineapple Dad hat Color:Black Orbit City ain't big enough

Orbit City ain't big enough for the both of us @SpacelySpaceSprockets

It's all fun and games until Santa checks the lists

If you're too bigoted to accept equality

I chews you

Eat your salad before it gets cold

Pineapple Dad hat Color:Black Orbit City ain't big enoughStand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet, just like a pineapple. This hat is embroidered in the USA, so wear it proud! It's unstructured with a curved visor and adjustable strap, 100% washed cotton chino twill, unstructured, 6 panel, and low profile. Adjustable strap with hide away buckle, one size fits a wide range of head sizes (circumference: 19 23 ).